Kyle's Advisory
"Wow, you've got a lot of studs in your advisory."
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20 Reasons why Kyle's Advisory is the Best |
SCOREBOARDKYLE: 14
HANNAH: 1 Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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Really this shouldn't be necessary, but some people, whose names we will not mention to protect their identity, have expressed some doubts.
1. The Junior class is the best, and we're the best of the Junior class.
2. We win at Advisory Olympics. You might say you don't care about winning, but that's something losers say.
3. Everyone who had ever seen the putting green has asked to try it.
4. Pineapples.
5. We're not Hannah's advisory.
6. We talk the talk and walk the walk.
7. If you don't say you're the best, you know you're not.
8. We have the highest average GPA of all the advisories in the school.
9. They pointed and laughed. We pointed and fired.
10. You know you've made it as an advisory when the Swaggon is permanently parked in your room.
11. We ain't snitches.
12. We don't go to second-rate restaurants for our advisory dinners.
13. We have the best advisor-advisee combo in foosball and ultimate frisbee in the school.
14. We have 3 Ambassadors, 2 Nobel Prize winners, and one Vice Presidential candidate.
15. No camo.
16. Looking for a Best Hair nominee? We've got the only two you should consider.
17. Alright alright alright.
18. We never cheat unless it is absolutely necessary or it amuses us.
19. Our advisor doesn't attack his pupils.
20. See 5.
1. The Junior class is the best, and we're the best of the Junior class.
2. We win at Advisory Olympics. You might say you don't care about winning, but that's something losers say.
3. Everyone who had ever seen the putting green has asked to try it.
4. Pineapples.
5. We're not Hannah's advisory.
6. We talk the talk and walk the walk.
7. If you don't say you're the best, you know you're not.
8. We have the highest average GPA of all the advisories in the school.
9. They pointed and laughed. We pointed and fired.
10. You know you've made it as an advisory when the Swaggon is permanently parked in your room.
11. We ain't snitches.
12. We don't go to second-rate restaurants for our advisory dinners.
13. We have the best advisor-advisee combo in foosball and ultimate frisbee in the school.
14. We have 3 Ambassadors, 2 Nobel Prize winners, and one Vice Presidential candidate.
15. No camo.
16. Looking for a Best Hair nominee? We've got the only two you should consider.
17. Alright alright alright.
18. We never cheat unless it is absolutely necessary or it amuses us.
19. Our advisor doesn't attack his pupils.
20. See 5.